Sunday, March 18, 2007

Ten Good Things to do While Your Wife is Napping

10. Teach the dog to "speak."
9. Practice your yodeling.
8. Install curtains.
7. Clean out your toolbox.
6. Vacuum the keyboard.
5. Wash the bedroom floor.
4. Install a doorbell.
3. Make the bed.
2. Practice your juggling routine (complete with music and comedy routine.)
1. Prepare to be a Baal Tekiya for Rosh Hashana.

1 comment:

Rona Michelson said...

The only way I'll see MY husband washing a floor is in my dreams...